Casual Food Review for the Casual Diner

 Casual Food Review for the Casual Diner

Tired of all the frou-frou food reviews written by a bunch of Zagats? Do the words "chic" and "ambiance" make you want to blast your iPhone 6 into a million pieces? Do you remember fondly the simpler days when food was described with words like hearty and filling rather than subtle and decadent? Do you prefer drenched to drizzled and fried to fresh? Do you eat until you hate yourself?

At Bistro Bros, we eat the hard meals for you. We sift through the overpriced filets and cabernets that leave your wallet almost as empty as your stomach. With careful review and deliberation, we break down our dining experiences into offensively delightful portions that you can't afford not to consume.